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May 1, 2008

悅來客棧

Filed under: 捻花微笑

有人點評武俠小說(依我看其實是指武俠電影)的五十個搞笑經典,發現悅來客棧是武俠電影裡最重要的搞笑要素:

  • 悅來客棧是古代最大的連鎖企業
  • 悅來客棧長期供應大俠套餐:兩斤牛肉+上好女兒紅
  • 大俠為了表示自己武功高強,會用樹枝打敗不長眼的小角色,後來悅來客棧開始供應樹枝
  • 悅來客棧的小二知識淵博,有問必答,言無不盡
  • 最喜歡在悅來客棧裡鬧事,先掀桌子,再掀椅子,然後才開始打架
  • 妓院都叫怡紅院,懷疑是悅來客棧的關係企業

但是素稱武林泰山北斗的少林寺,只佔了兩條:

  • 少林寺的圖書館常常失竊
  • 少林寺只有方丈一個人厲害,其他都菜得厲害

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