怎樣知道自己的年紀大了…
八月三十日，是麥金塔推手、著名作家 Guy Kawasaki 的 53歲生日，他在個人部落格 How to Change the World 發表了 You know you’re old when:，有點年紀的人仔細看、慢慢看…
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A cute blonde buys you a drink, and she’s your kids’ summer camp counselor.
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You have to leave the place where she bought you the drink because the music is too loud for your tinnitus. (發現自己玩不起了喔)
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You leave by jumping in your filthy minivan.
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You stop on the way home to buy baby-bottle liners.
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You cancel your babysitter at summer camp because you’re too tired to go out at 9:00 pm.
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The only CDs that you buy are from Starbucks. (這是 Guy 的老婆說的，很含蓄的幽默喔)
這篇文章發表後的讀者反應更好笑，請看 The Best of "You know you’re old when: ，可以線上聽 Kawasaki 用 iPaq 錄的聲音檔…
